Squelching their creativity

Add to the list of banned games: Juice Volcano.

It's too bad their mama is so narrow-minded.

getting old sucks

Ryan had a moment last night in which he realized that most people on TV are younger than he is. Not a capital-M moment, just an uncomfortable realization.

The capital-M moment came when he found a gray hair somewhere other than on top of his head.

funk it up

Few things say 'funky' like a jar of radish pickles left too long in the back of the fridge.