Kindergarten Lunch Duty

Mrs Murray, can you open this?
Mrs Murray, there's an orange on the floor!
Mrs Murray, Herman said booty!
Mrs Murray, Jose got ketchup on me!
Mrs Murray, can you open this?
Mrs Murray, when I was eating my apple slice it fell out of my hand and landed on the floor with the apple part down and now I think it has germs.
Mrs Murray, Maria said booty!
Mrs Murray, I spilled my applesauce and then I sat in it!
Mrs Murray, can you tie my shoe?
Mrs Murray, can you open this?
Mrs Murray, Kenyon is using language that is not appropriate for school.
Mrs Murray, Danny said hamburgers are stupid!
Mrs Murray, Isabelle is not supposed to be sitting there!
Mrs Murray, one time I had to get stitches on my wee-wee and then it hurt to pee!
Mrs Murray, Michael said wee-wee!

So I haven't conquered the world yet; I know my three readers are surprised to hear this.
I did clean out my linen closet, which is actually almost as exciting as world domination. I think that right there sums up what being thirtysomething is all about. That, and somebody I know texted my husband a picture of herself naked, and it made me giggle.

Today, a successful homemade cheese. Tomorrow...THE WORLD!!!!