Reason #19

Why Everyone Should Have a Cat

Because every time she turns her back, you keep getting lotion all over you, and somebody's gotta lick it off. I mean, seriously. If it weren't for her, you'd just be walking around covered in lotion all the time. What would people think?

T-minus five days to residency...not that I'm counting.

update

 Isaac is still using his powers for evil instead of good, but he's getting craftier, and therefore more socially acceptable, or at least less noticeable, in his evil plots. Example: when he was two, his idea of a good time was to walk into the middle of a crowd and shout "BUTTCRACK!!" at the top of his well-developed lungs. And, in fairness, I must say he always got a reaction. These days he prefers to hone his negotiation skills - how many peas does he have to eat to get the cookie, how many minutes can he play with Alec's prized whatever-it-is before Alec's head explodes, exactly who is going to wipe his butt after he poops. And he is not content to test each boundary only once, oh no. Yesterday's rules cannot be construed to have any bearing on today's situations, and just because he wiped his own butt yesterday is no reason to go and get all complacent.