exile in boyville, case in point

Stepping into the bathroom to brush my teeth last night, I found the sink full of mud. I do not know why the sink was full of mud, or how long the mud had been there, but, since the drainplug was not in the sink, it's safe to say the pipes are now full of mud, too.

In 7th grade English class, Mrs Lutt taught us that there are four types of literary conflict:
man vs. man
man vs. self
man vs. society
man vs. nature.

I would submit a 5th, man vs. indoor plumbing.