I found it! I found the thing!
What thing? you ask.
Glad you asked, I reply. It's the fake meat thing that is actually edible! And, better yet, it is a tofurky brand of fake meat. Because that's just fun to say. Tofurky. And it sort of reminds me of turducken, though that's probably not what they were going for.
But here, let me end your suspense. It's the fake sandwich meat. Because when you put enough mayonnaise and mustard and cheese and lettuce and avocado in there, you really can't even tell. It's excellent.
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